Friday, January 1, 2010

SEX DENIAL

Hello all. Happy new year to all of you. Lets hope that this year 2010 would a lot better than 2009. Now alot of things happened in 2009. In all, the one that amused me most was when Kenyan women denied their spouses/bfriends sex for a period, all to promote peace and good governance. LOL. I heard it worked. Well its all good. Bringing myself back home I asked myself would that kind of thing work in Nigeria? Hahaha don't laugh. Let us be serious now, would it work? Okay Let me give the case scenario of what would happen, should Nigerian women decide to deny us the men sex. First thing first, I know a lot of women would not try to attempt it. Understand my English try to attempt, because hmmm, they know their men and they know that those young girls doing aristos would gladingly obliged us whenever we need them. Ha yes ke. They know what they stand to lose if they dont oblige us, those unilag, UI, uniben and all other higher institutions where we find the aristos loving girls who know that when we come around we bring a lot of goodies along. Hahaha.

Should Turai make such an annoucement, those girls would just hisss and say that na for her back pocket because they know that means business would boom for them and you know now. But the naija woman is smart, and she would not want oga to spend that hard core currency on those thieving aristos loving girls so what they would do is this. They would all concur.... that yes these men needs to be taught a lesson and they would agree to go on sex strike for the next couple of weeks, but as soon as they get home. They would make sure that oga is well serviced. When I say well serviced, they would even add extra condiments to it so that he would have his fill. Then they would come out the next day and shout the loudest that all women should make sure they deny thier hubby of sex and all the extras but behind close doors oga is even getting it more than he used to. LOL. Na who be fool?

So you see why I said it wont work in Nigeria? Or what do you think. Post your comments and let me know.