Direct flight

Yesterday I read this story about a girl in one of our universities infecting 124 students and lecturers with HIV. According to the report, the girl claimed she got it from her boyfriend who had been her one and only according to her. And that because she got it from the university she also wants to leave it at the university. That to me is warped, or should I say callous. The girl is only been mean. However, I wont say I blame her. Why on earth would any bobo want to sleep with a girl without using condom. I keep asking myself this question. At this time and age why are guys having casual sex without using condoms. I know a lot of guys out there that do this. Some of them are even married. I was at a bar the other day when this guy was boasting to his friend that he does not use condom. Guy: O boy I go for direct flight (skin to skin)Friend: Haa arent u afraid of AIDS?Guy: O boy leave dat thing, na wetin go kill person go kill person weder na accident o or HIV o all na d same.

Its true death is death and its inevitable but then again we must not invite it upon ourselves. I hate it when people think only of themselves. This guy I am talking about was married cos I saw the wedding band on his finger. And here he was talking about having skin to skin sex with his girls at the expense of his wife. Poor innocent wife. I have this friend who's married also. He keeps complaining that his girlfriend is always getting pregnant for him. What??? I screamed. Dont you use condom? Emm well you know she has been my regular girl for sometime now so I dont think I should be using condom since shes my regular girl. How are you sure she sleeps with only you? I queried. Well I know shes faithful to me. Ha faithful to you... a married man. My freind you better wake up. The truth is that I am not against men that play away games. Men will always be men if u know what I mean.....lol. But we must not forget the fact that we have to fully gage up when we play these away games.Gaging up means fully protecting yourself. Do this not for yourself alone but also for your wife. Theres nothing as bad as getting HIV and passing it unto your wife. If its just you then its okay cause you brought it upon yourself but passing it unto your poor innocent wife is BAD,

Like I said the issue is not about having sex with whoever you want to have sex with, its about protecting yourself.theres nothing like my regular. AIDS nor de show for face. Even for the single guys when dating...make sure you still continue using condom until you you get married, and even before marriage I would advise that you to for the test to know your status. Thers nothing like shes my fiance, not until shes in your house you never can tell my friend. Do not say well we have been together for the past 5 nyears so I trust her. Omo you never can tell...if shes still seeing somebody else girls are smart.

Of the 124 people that the girl claimed to have slept with, 6 used condoms, so the other 118 people are at risk of contacting the decease. AIDS is real guys. so if you must play, please use condom. Na Dog wen nor hear him master whistle naim de lost for inside bush. A word is enough.....
Cheers

Male child palaver

I woke up crampy today !! This is because I had to sleep on the couch. I have been doing this now for the past three weeks. Oh...did I tell you that wifey delivered a bouncing baby boy ! This is our third child. We had 2 adorable girls before now. The thing is that we would have stopped at that, but wifey kept inisiting that she had to give me a boy. Not that I mind, seriously guys a child is a child so I dont know why all the bouhaha about a male child being the ultimate. So what now happens to the female child? Every child is as important as the other. But In our society today we believe that not having a male child does not make one complete. My wife falls into this category. I kept telling her that I dont mind and I am okay with my lovely daughters. The thing is that I have always wanted a female child as my first child so when we had my first child and she was a girl I was filled with joy. And then came the second, a girl again, it was then my wife started:
Wife: Honey lets just try again and see if this one will be a boy.....
Me: baby i thot we agreed that we are having just 2 kid?
Wife: well 2 or 3 whats the difference......lol.

Well this was how we started on the third missonary journey. Before then, wifey had made wide consultations, with her doctor...and she has been well tutored on how to go about it. She even went to the extent of bringing home an old chinese chart (given to her by her colleague at the office) that is used in getting your preferred sex of the child you want by tallying the age of the mother and the month of conception of the baby to give you your preffered sex...hmmmm. Na wah oo all this one for boy....lol.Well so it went, we were using both scientific and ancient techinques.....Now the doctor had told her that, its the male sperm that swims faster than the female but dies quickier. So the thing is that if when a couple copulates on the day of ovulation not before but on the day, theres every possibility that the child would be a boy as it is possible that the male sperm would get there quickier than the female. Anyways, na so we come start am oo. Trust my wife....the month her age tallies with the month for a male child....she will start calling on her day of ovulation....honey where are you.....you ought to be home by now....haba wifey !!! anything the matter? Look you this man if you dont come soon there will be trouble in this house....cos im ovulating right now and I need you to come perform your duties. Na wah ooo. And so it went until well it happened. Somewhere along the line she did a scan on one of the days she went for her ante-natal and the doctor at the hospital asked her if she wanted to know the sex of the child. She was apparently scared and she said NO....Well I had to insist on knowing and it was then the doc told us we had a boy. My madam nor gree believe until the day of delivery.....lol
Anyways we thank God we now have a boy. But I cant help wondering if it were to be a girl what would my wife had done. I asked her one day and then she reminded me of a former governor ( Nor be my mouth una for hear am o) who had four girls and was obviously not satisfied with that. He claimed he loved his wife but then again he needed an heir apparent to his fiefdom so he went an impregnated a girl whp now gave him a boy. According to my wife Mr. Ex Governor really loved Ex madam first lady but because of the need for a male child away match don turn to home game as mama boy is now wife number 2. So you see no need to take chances. So guys what wud you do if you were Mr. Ex guvnor, wud you go out there to get a male child or wud rather take it as it is. Send in your comments and let me know what you think..

Butocks adjustment

I was reading an online newspaper the other day and I saw a caption that a former Miss agentina had died from complication arising from cosmetic surgery in her bid to get a firmer ass. I asked myself why all the stress women undergo to get in shape. In my opinion there would always be a man for all shape and sizes of women. Some like them big...some the slim shady lepacious type. Some like those with big butss and some those with large eye poping areolas. Whatever shape they come we always love them...right guys?

Anyways...while I must confess that men would always love well shaped curveous women. I really dont see the need for you to undergo cosmetic surgery when you feel you not in shape. I have heard that they go to the extent of getting silcone breast these days.. wat da ....... Meeen silcone boobs is no boobs i even heard that its a hard as an unripe orange....lol Whats the use of having a well shaped boobs when me men cannot get the real feel.. Sseriously girls, I dont think its worth the risk. There have been too many incidences of people dying from complication arising from cosmetic surgery. We all know the case of the former first lady of Nigeria Mrs Stella Obabsanjo and now former Miss Argentina Solange Magnano. Like I said before theres always a man who will appreciate you for who you are so its really not worth the risk. Come to think of it. why wud a woman want a firmer ass. Haaabaaa. Not even a firmer boobs...firmer ass. Now I know why Jennifer Lopez had to insure her ass....lol.

Now I really want to know...whos got the best shape of them all celebrity people. Im just curious so fill me in on that.......lol