According to the good books, there is time for everything. There's a time to be born, there's a time to grow, there's a time to play and there's a time to get serious . If at the appointed time however, you do not act accordingly, that time will pass you by and you will have yourself to blame as time waits for nobody.
When we were born into the world, it is expected that at a certain age u are expected to have started school. If you are not in school at that time, eyebrows are raised at your parents as in why you still at home. At another stage it is expected that you should have finished both you elementary and secondary school and you ought to be in the university. So when all your mates are in the university and you are still battling with JAMB, the world seem to come down on you. Also at the point when all your mates have graduated from school, and you spending your 8th year for a four years course...you will surely not be in the good books of anyone, not your parents nor siblings nor even your friends.
So it is when you become a full grown man. It will get to a point when all your mates are getting married and settling down. It is expected that you act accordingly. However this seem not to be the case these days. A lot of brothers are afraid of commitment and so try to shy away from anything as close as to what you call marriage. You have them in their 40s going on to 50s and they are still single. I call them Jolly papas. When you ask them they tell you that getting married is throwing away your freedom. Sometimes I wonder what freedom it is they r talking about, because even as married as a lot of men are, they still hang out in the clubs and bar when they want to. They still have all the groove and fun they had as bachelors only this time they do it in moderation. So it baffles me when these men shy away from marriage.
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Who's Bad?
I have often wondered why women always think that men are generally bad and that men are dogs and womanisers that chase after anything in skirt. Sometimes I would want to ask who's really bad, men or women when it comes to infidelity.
It would be easy for women to conclude that men are the worst culprit in this case, however I would want to disagree with that notion. Women are so secretive in their dealings that its almost impossible to catch them at their game so they tend to appear the saint to everyone. If we know the amount of women that seek sexual pleasure outside their homes we would be greatly amazed. But you see the women are the masters of their game while the men foolishly flaunt their stupidity.
Let's take the case of Bimbo and Emmanuel as example. They have been married for 6 years and are blessed with 2 kids. Emma was a top management staff in one of these communication company until he lost his job, while Bimbo works in shipping line. When Emma lost his job, Bimbo was there for him and was very supportive while he tried to get back on his feet trying his hands on business. Eventually things picked up for him and he was really doing well in his business, and they became a happy family once again.
However, trouble reared its ugly head one day when a particular number kept on flashing Emma. At a point Bimbo noticed that Emma had to put the phone on silent unknown to him that Bimbo knew that the phone was still ringing because the lights were still blinking. She however kept her cool. At night when they had gone to bed and Emma was fast asleep she got hold of his phone and dial d number on her phone.
The next day she called the number and pretended to be Emma's sister and told the girl at the other end of the line that Emma asked her to give her some money since he was travelling and that the girl should come over to her office to pick up the money. The girl thank her and promised to come over to her office later that day. She was however smart and sent a text message to Emma thanking him for the cash, to which Emma replied her to ask which cash was she talking about?
To cut long story short all hell was let loosed at home that night because Bimbo was so bitter that she threatened to dissolving the marriage. She claimed that after she had done everything to make sure they were comfortable when things were bad with Emma now he wanted to pay her back with sleeping around with women all over the place. Emma on his own, felt very bad and did everything to appease Bimbo, but Bimbo would have none of that as she eventually packed out of the house. It took the intervention of both families to settle the matter and for Bimbo moved back home. Emma on his part begged Bimbo for forgiveness and promised never to stray again.
You can however imagine the shock on Emma's face six months later when he found out their eldest son was not his child. They were always taking the boy to the hospital every other week because he was always sick with malaria. Eventually he was diagnosed with sickle cell disease. Emma was very shocked. He was AA genotype so there was no way any of his kids would be sickle cell patient the highest they could be was a carrier. He mentioned this to the doctor who insisted that the boy was a sickler. He took the boy to two other hospital to confirm this, and that was when he now confronted his wife. Eventually the wife confessed that she had been sleeping with her boss in the office, and that they had been at it for close to 4 years now, but she had ended the affair after she caught Emma cheating on her. She saw how remorseful he was afterwards and she now decided to end the affair knowing she had no justification for her anger when she was guilty of the same thing. She now begging Emma for forgiveness.
Now Emma's problem is even if he forgives his wife how can he live with the fact that he is fathering another man's child. The child would always be a constant reminder of his wife's unfaithfulness. How is he going to live with this for the rest of his life?
Please readers let's hear your views on this. Comments would be appreciated.
It would be easy for women to conclude that men are the worst culprit in this case, however I would want to disagree with that notion. Women are so secretive in their dealings that its almost impossible to catch them at their game so they tend to appear the saint to everyone. If we know the amount of women that seek sexual pleasure outside their homes we would be greatly amazed. But you see the women are the masters of their game while the men foolishly flaunt their stupidity.
Let's take the case of Bimbo and Emmanuel as example. They have been married for 6 years and are blessed with 2 kids. Emma was a top management staff in one of these communication company until he lost his job, while Bimbo works in shipping line. When Emma lost his job, Bimbo was there for him and was very supportive while he tried to get back on his feet trying his hands on business. Eventually things picked up for him and he was really doing well in his business, and they became a happy family once again.
However, trouble reared its ugly head one day when a particular number kept on flashing Emma. At a point Bimbo noticed that Emma had to put the phone on silent unknown to him that Bimbo knew that the phone was still ringing because the lights were still blinking. She however kept her cool. At night when they had gone to bed and Emma was fast asleep she got hold of his phone and dial d number on her phone.
The next day she called the number and pretended to be Emma's sister and told the girl at the other end of the line that Emma asked her to give her some money since he was travelling and that the girl should come over to her office to pick up the money. The girl thank her and promised to come over to her office later that day. She was however smart and sent a text message to Emma thanking him for the cash, to which Emma replied her to ask which cash was she talking about?
To cut long story short all hell was let loosed at home that night because Bimbo was so bitter that she threatened to dissolving the marriage. She claimed that after she had done everything to make sure they were comfortable when things were bad with Emma now he wanted to pay her back with sleeping around with women all over the place. Emma on his own, felt very bad and did everything to appease Bimbo, but Bimbo would have none of that as she eventually packed out of the house. It took the intervention of both families to settle the matter and for Bimbo moved back home. Emma on his part begged Bimbo for forgiveness and promised never to stray again.
You can however imagine the shock on Emma's face six months later when he found out their eldest son was not his child. They were always taking the boy to the hospital every other week because he was always sick with malaria. Eventually he was diagnosed with sickle cell disease. Emma was very shocked. He was AA genotype so there was no way any of his kids would be sickle cell patient the highest they could be was a carrier. He mentioned this to the doctor who insisted that the boy was a sickler. He took the boy to two other hospital to confirm this, and that was when he now confronted his wife. Eventually the wife confessed that she had been sleeping with her boss in the office, and that they had been at it for close to 4 years now, but she had ended the affair after she caught Emma cheating on her. She saw how remorseful he was afterwards and she now decided to end the affair knowing she had no justification for her anger when she was guilty of the same thing. She now begging Emma for forgiveness.
Now Emma's problem is even if he forgives his wife how can he live with the fact that he is fathering another man's child. The child would always be a constant reminder of his wife's unfaithfulness. How is he going to live with this for the rest of his life?
Please readers let's hear your views on this. Comments would be appreciated.
Friday, June 17, 2011
TEMPTATIONS
WOW its been close to two years now since the last time I posted here. Hey pipo I am really really sorry. I have been extremely busy I barely have time for myself. However, I promise that going forward now I am going to be consistent once again.
Hmm there are a lot of things to talk about, but we can't take all once. So I going to be bringing it bits by bits.
Today we are going to be talking about couples living apart. Back then, Dad was a policeman and he was always on the move. Today he is Lagos state, next thing he has been transferred to Borno just like that. We don't go with him immediately when the transfer comes, most times because of our school at other times maybe mom does not just feel up to it. However, all that changed when the man had impregnated a girl leading to the birth of my little brother. I can remember the bouhaha this caused in my home. All my dad was saying then, was that MAN CANNOT LIVE ALONE....LOL you can imagine.
These days, we have lotsa couple living apart. In these days of economic hardship, most people wud want to keep their jobs so they hardly complain when they get transferred most especially when it comes with promotion and all other goodies. However, for the men its always a tricky one.
Take this scenario. Young bloke married with kids and working in Lagos, gets transferred to Abuja. Not long after he arrives Abuja he meets this lady in her mid or late thirties possibly 40s and they got friendly. Knowing fully well that he is married (at least she sees the wedding band on his finger) she throws herself on him. Well guy looks at it, Wifey is not around, and guy may sometimes need company. The lady in question is quite comfortable, she drives a good car, got her own house in a choice area,
and got a good business for back up. So its not like she's going to be an extra burden on you. You reason what the heck have you got to lose at least she knows you've got a family and you don't need a second wife.
However you are mis calculating because very soon, she starts getting very much into you. She starts complaining how she can't sleep every weekend you travel to see your family. Then finally one night she drops the big one....she says honey I want you to give me a child. Don't worry I won't bother you with the child I'm going to siglehandly take care of the baby. If you don't even want the baby to ansa your name its okay I don't mind ... All I want is give me a child.
At this point, a lot of guys get confused, but the wise ones always want to back out. I know a lot of women would want to have my head for this post hehehe but hey I'm only been realistic here. This is happening everyday. Some women would want to ask that if it were the other way round how would it look like. As in if it was the woman that got transferred and she meets a man who knowing fully well she's married still goes after her. Well me I nor know for that one Ooo, women can hold themselves more than men but personally I don't think its wise for couples to stay apart, temptations can come in different forms and when it does the end is usually not palatable. Cheers.
Hmm there are a lot of things to talk about, but we can't take all once. So I going to be bringing it bits by bits.
Today we are going to be talking about couples living apart. Back then, Dad was a policeman and he was always on the move. Today he is Lagos state, next thing he has been transferred to Borno just like that. We don't go with him immediately when the transfer comes, most times because of our school at other times maybe mom does not just feel up to it. However, all that changed when the man had impregnated a girl leading to the birth of my little brother. I can remember the bouhaha this caused in my home. All my dad was saying then, was that MAN CANNOT LIVE ALONE....LOL you can imagine.
These days, we have lotsa couple living apart. In these days of economic hardship, most people wud want to keep their jobs so they hardly complain when they get transferred most especially when it comes with promotion and all other goodies. However, for the men its always a tricky one.
Take this scenario. Young bloke married with kids and working in Lagos, gets transferred to Abuja. Not long after he arrives Abuja he meets this lady in her mid or late thirties possibly 40s and they got friendly. Knowing fully well that he is married (at least she sees the wedding band on his finger) she throws herself on him. Well guy looks at it, Wifey is not around, and guy may sometimes need company. The lady in question is quite comfortable, she drives a good car, got her own house in a choice area,
and got a good business for back up. So its not like she's going to be an extra burden on you. You reason what the heck have you got to lose at least she knows you've got a family and you don't need a second wife.
However you are mis calculating because very soon, she starts getting very much into you. She starts complaining how she can't sleep every weekend you travel to see your family. Then finally one night she drops the big one....she says honey I want you to give me a child. Don't worry I won't bother you with the child I'm going to siglehandly take care of the baby. If you don't even want the baby to ansa your name its okay I don't mind ... All I want is give me a child.
At this point, a lot of guys get confused, but the wise ones always want to back out. I know a lot of women would want to have my head for this post hehehe but hey I'm only been realistic here. This is happening everyday. Some women would want to ask that if it were the other way round how would it look like. As in if it was the woman that got transferred and she meets a man who knowing fully well she's married still goes after her. Well me I nor know for that one Ooo, women can hold themselves more than men but personally I don't think its wise for couples to stay apart, temptations can come in different forms and when it does the end is usually not palatable. Cheers.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Is she satisfied?
I came across this and I think it would be interesting to share.
Sometimes, it can be hard to tell what is going on in your woman's mind. You may be curious to know if she is enjoying her lovemaking with you or if she has experinced orgasm or not. There is no foolproof way of knowing if a woman has had an orgasm, even for the woman herself. The physical qualities of a woman's orgasms, and as a result her perception of them, is likely to change from orgasm to orgasm. There are times when she may not know whether she has actually had an orgasm, versus intense pleasure, which can at times be more enjoyable than an orgasm. If a woman has an orgasm that does not automatically mean she experienced pleasure, or at least intense pleasure. An orgasm can be boring! A woman's orgasm may produce so little physical sensation she may wonder if it was actually an orgasm.
You want to know if you are you getting it right Is she satisfied? Women can be hard to read, especially when it comes to sex. Although you could eventually find out, but sometimes, there is the need to be sure!
This is because her body will show some signs of arousal that she cannot possibly fake, but remember that every woman is different. Below are some of the signs that can give you the desired assurance:
Rapid breathing:Our breath when resting is a very peaceful and there is tranquil movement of air in and out of our lungs. When a woman is turned on, her breath comes in urgent puffs and, probably, some involuntary moans escape with it as the air is forced quickly past her vocal cords. The increase in heart rate when her body prepares for orgasm means her internal organs and muscles are demanding more oxygen. If you can hear her breath, you're on the right track. If you can feel her heart thumping, you're well on your way.
General writhing around and body movement:If your girl is curling her toes and writhing against you, chances are she's probably enjoying herself. Grinding and pushing against you means that she's really getting into the mood. If she's lying there limp, probably you are not getting to her. You could try a change of position, or start all over again; not because of her alone, but for both of you.
Thrusting hips:When she meets your thrusts, you're doing something right. It is pretty safe to say that if she's matching your body movements and is in tune with yours, then she's getting something out of it. Good sex is often synchronized. If she is not meeting your thrusts, then her sexual body language is telling you that she wants something else.
Arms splayed out:If she's holding herself close, she may not be getting you; her arms may be around you, her hands may be on your chest, above your head, wherever, except they're being held in close to her own body. If she's on top, she may need her arms to manoeuver and give herself some leverage to get the best angle. This is certainly not a definitive gesture, but can be useful. Her body should be responding to the situation at hand!
Vaginal muscle movement:The vaginal wall is an incredibly strong muscle, and she will probably use this to some extent for her own pleasure during sex. You may also feel the contracting and relaxing during orgasm her vagina spasms and this will clench you to some degree but not always, so don't use that as a benchmark. Some women do have great control, and those who do are likely to have better sex and orgasms in general. If you don't feel any clenching, don't panic.
You may know already by the feel of her vagina when she's not far away from orgasm she may let you enter further, or the overall sensation may be “just right” for you both. Only you can tell, so pay careful attention to her sexual body language and what's going on inside of her.
Sometimes, it can be hard to tell what is going on in your woman's mind. You may be curious to know if she is enjoying her lovemaking with you or if she has experinced orgasm or not. There is no foolproof way of knowing if a woman has had an orgasm, even for the woman herself. The physical qualities of a woman's orgasms, and as a result her perception of them, is likely to change from orgasm to orgasm. There are times when she may not know whether she has actually had an orgasm, versus intense pleasure, which can at times be more enjoyable than an orgasm. If a woman has an orgasm that does not automatically mean she experienced pleasure, or at least intense pleasure. An orgasm can be boring! A woman's orgasm may produce so little physical sensation she may wonder if it was actually an orgasm.
You want to know if you are you getting it right Is she satisfied? Women can be hard to read, especially when it comes to sex. Although you could eventually find out, but sometimes, there is the need to be sure!
This is because her body will show some signs of arousal that she cannot possibly fake, but remember that every woman is different. Below are some of the signs that can give you the desired assurance:
Rapid breathing:Our breath when resting is a very peaceful and there is tranquil movement of air in and out of our lungs. When a woman is turned on, her breath comes in urgent puffs and, probably, some involuntary moans escape with it as the air is forced quickly past her vocal cords. The increase in heart rate when her body prepares for orgasm means her internal organs and muscles are demanding more oxygen. If you can hear her breath, you're on the right track. If you can feel her heart thumping, you're well on your way.
General writhing around and body movement:If your girl is curling her toes and writhing against you, chances are she's probably enjoying herself. Grinding and pushing against you means that she's really getting into the mood. If she's lying there limp, probably you are not getting to her. You could try a change of position, or start all over again; not because of her alone, but for both of you.
Thrusting hips:When she meets your thrusts, you're doing something right. It is pretty safe to say that if she's matching your body movements and is in tune with yours, then she's getting something out of it. Good sex is often synchronized. If she is not meeting your thrusts, then her sexual body language is telling you that she wants something else.
Arms splayed out:If she's holding herself close, she may not be getting you; her arms may be around you, her hands may be on your chest, above your head, wherever, except they're being held in close to her own body. If she's on top, she may need her arms to manoeuver and give herself some leverage to get the best angle. This is certainly not a definitive gesture, but can be useful. Her body should be responding to the situation at hand!
Vaginal muscle movement:The vaginal wall is an incredibly strong muscle, and she will probably use this to some extent for her own pleasure during sex. You may also feel the contracting and relaxing during orgasm her vagina spasms and this will clench you to some degree but not always, so don't use that as a benchmark. Some women do have great control, and those who do are likely to have better sex and orgasms in general. If you don't feel any clenching, don't panic.
You may know already by the feel of her vagina when she's not far away from orgasm she may let you enter further, or the overall sensation may be “just right” for you both. Only you can tell, so pay careful attention to her sexual body language and what's going on inside of her.
Friday, January 1, 2010
SEX DENIAL
Hello all. Happy new year to all of you. Lets hope that this year 2010 would a lot better than 2009. Now alot of things happened in 2009. In all, the one that amused me most was when Kenyan women denied their spouses/bfriends sex for a period, all to promote peace and good governance. LOL. I heard it worked. Well its all good. Bringing myself back home I asked myself would that kind of thing work in Nigeria? Hahaha don't laugh. Let us be serious now, would it work? Okay Let me give the case scenario of what would happen, should Nigerian women decide to deny us the men sex. First thing first, I know a lot of women would not try to attempt it. Understand my English try to attempt, because hmmm, they know their men and they know that those young girls doing aristos would gladingly obliged us whenever we need them. Ha yes ke. They know what they stand to lose if they dont oblige us, those unilag, UI, uniben and all other higher institutions where we find the aristos loving girls who know that when we come around we bring a lot of goodies along. Hahaha.
Should Turai make such an annoucement, those girls would just hisss and say that na for her back pocket because they know that means business would boom for them and you know now. But the naija woman is smart, and she would not want oga to spend that hard core currency on those thieving aristos loving girls so what they would do is this. They would all concur.... that yes these men needs to be taught a lesson and they would agree to go on sex strike for the next couple of weeks, but as soon as they get home. They would make sure that oga is well serviced. When I say well serviced, they would even add extra condiments to it so that he would have his fill. Then they would come out the next day and shout the loudest that all women should make sure they deny thier hubby of sex and all the extras but behind close doors oga is even getting it more than he used to. LOL. Na who be fool?
So you see why I said it wont work in Nigeria? Or what do you think. Post your comments and let me know.
Should Turai make such an annoucement, those girls would just hisss and say that na for her back pocket because they know that means business would boom for them and you know now. But the naija woman is smart, and she would not want oga to spend that hard core currency on those thieving aristos loving girls so what they would do is this. They would all concur.... that yes these men needs to be taught a lesson and they would agree to go on sex strike for the next couple of weeks, but as soon as they get home. They would make sure that oga is well serviced. When I say well serviced, they would even add extra condiments to it so that he would have his fill. Then they would come out the next day and shout the loudest that all women should make sure they deny thier hubby of sex and all the extras but behind close doors oga is even getting it more than he used to. LOL. Na who be fool?
So you see why I said it wont work in Nigeria? Or what do you think. Post your comments and let me know.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Direct flight
Yesterday I read this story about a girl in one of our universities infecting 124 students and lecturers with HIV. According to the report, the girl claimed she got it from her boyfriend who had been her one and only according to her. And that because she got it from the university she also wants to leave it at the university. That to me is warped, or should I say callous. The girl is only been mean. However, I wont say I blame her. Why on earth would any bobo want to sleep with a girl without using condom. I keep asking myself this question. At this time and age why are guys having casual sex without using condoms. I know a lot of guys out there that do this. Some of them are even married. I was at a bar the other day when this guy was boasting to his friend that he does not use condom. Guy: O boy I go for direct flight (skin to skin)Friend: Haa arent u afraid of AIDS?Guy: O boy leave dat thing, na wetin go kill person go kill person weder na accident o or HIV o all na d same.
Its true death is death and its inevitable but then again we must not invite it upon ourselves. I hate it when people think only of themselves. This guy I am talking about was married cos I saw the wedding band on his finger. And here he was talking about having skin to skin sex with his girls at the expense of his wife. Poor innocent wife. I have this friend who's married also. He keeps complaining that his girlfriend is always getting pregnant for him. What??? I screamed. Dont you use condom? Emm well you know she has been my regular girl for sometime now so I dont think I should be using condom since shes my regular girl. How are you sure she sleeps with only you? I queried. Well I know shes faithful to me. Ha faithful to you... a married man. My freind you better wake up. The truth is that I am not against men that play away games. Men will always be men if u know what I mean.....lol. But we must not forget the fact that we have to fully gage up when we play these away games.Gaging up means fully protecting yourself. Do this not for yourself alone but also for your wife. Theres nothing as bad as getting HIV and passing it unto your wife. If its just you then its okay cause you brought it upon yourself but passing it unto your poor innocent wife is BAD,
Like I said the issue is not about having sex with whoever you want to have sex with, its about protecting yourself.theres nothing like my regular. AIDS nor de show for face. Even for the single guys when dating...make sure you still continue using condom until you you get married, and even before marriage I would advise that you to for the test to know your status. Thers nothing like shes my fiance, not until shes in your house you never can tell my friend. Do not say well we have been together for the past 5 nyears so I trust her. Omo you never can tell...if shes still seeing somebody else girls are smart.
Of the 124 people that the girl claimed to have slept with, 6 used condoms, so the other 118 people are at risk of contacting the decease. AIDS is real guys. so if you must play, please use condom. Na Dog wen nor hear him master whistle naim de lost for inside bush. A word is enough.....
Cheers
Its true death is death and its inevitable but then again we must not invite it upon ourselves. I hate it when people think only of themselves. This guy I am talking about was married cos I saw the wedding band on his finger. And here he was talking about having skin to skin sex with his girls at the expense of his wife. Poor innocent wife. I have this friend who's married also. He keeps complaining that his girlfriend is always getting pregnant for him. What??? I screamed. Dont you use condom? Emm well you know she has been my regular girl for sometime now so I dont think I should be using condom since shes my regular girl. How are you sure she sleeps with only you? I queried. Well I know shes faithful to me. Ha faithful to you... a married man. My freind you better wake up. The truth is that I am not against men that play away games. Men will always be men if u know what I mean.....lol. But we must not forget the fact that we have to fully gage up when we play these away games.Gaging up means fully protecting yourself. Do this not for yourself alone but also for your wife. Theres nothing as bad as getting HIV and passing it unto your wife. If its just you then its okay cause you brought it upon yourself but passing it unto your poor innocent wife is BAD,
Like I said the issue is not about having sex with whoever you want to have sex with, its about protecting yourself.theres nothing like my regular. AIDS nor de show for face. Even for the single guys when dating...make sure you still continue using condom until you you get married, and even before marriage I would advise that you to for the test to know your status. Thers nothing like shes my fiance, not until shes in your house you never can tell my friend. Do not say well we have been together for the past 5 nyears so I trust her. Omo you never can tell...if shes still seeing somebody else girls are smart.
Of the 124 people that the girl claimed to have slept with, 6 used condoms, so the other 118 people are at risk of contacting the decease. AIDS is real guys. so if you must play, please use condom. Na Dog wen nor hear him master whistle naim de lost for inside bush. A word is enough.....
Cheers
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Male child palaver
I woke up crampy today !! This is because I had to sleep on the couch. I have been doing this now for the past three weeks. Oh...did I tell you that wifey delivered a bouncing baby boy ! This is our third child. We had 2 adorable girls before now. The thing is that we would have stopped at that, but wifey kept inisiting that she had to give me a boy. Not that I mind, seriously guys a child is a child so I dont know why all the bouhaha about a male child being the ultimate. So what now happens to the female child? Every child is as important as the other. But In our society today we believe that not having a male child does not make one complete. My wife falls into this category. I kept telling her that I dont mind and I am okay with my lovely daughters. The thing is that I have always wanted a female child as my first child so when we had my first child and she was a girl I was filled with joy. And then came the second, a girl again, it was then my wife started:
Wife: Honey lets just try again and see if this one will be a boy.....
Me: baby i thot we agreed that we are having just 2 kid?
Wife: well 2 or 3 whats the difference......lol.
Well this was how we started on the third missonary journey. Before then, wifey had made wide consultations, with her doctor...and she has been well tutored on how to go about it. She even went to the extent of bringing home an old chinese chart (given to her by her colleague at the office) that is used in getting your preferred sex of the child you want by tallying the age of the mother and the month of conception of the baby to give you your preffered sex...hmmmm. Na wah oo all this one for boy....lol.Well so it went, we were using both scientific and ancient techinques.....Now the doctor had told her that, its the male sperm that swims faster than the female but dies quickier. So the thing is that if when a couple copulates on the day of ovulation not before but on the day, theres every possibility that the child would be a boy as it is possible that the male sperm would get there quickier than the female. Anyways, na so we come start am oo. Trust my wife....the month her age tallies with the month for a male child....she will start calling on her day of ovulation....honey where are you.....you ought to be home by now....haba wifey !!! anything the matter? Look you this man if you dont come soon there will be trouble in this house....cos im ovulating right now and I need you to come perform your duties. Na wah ooo. And so it went until well it happened. Somewhere along the line she did a scan on one of the days she went for her ante-natal and the doctor at the hospital asked her if she wanted to know the sex of the child. She was apparently scared and she said NO....Well I had to insist on knowing and it was then the doc told us we had a boy. My madam nor gree believe until the day of delivery.....lol
Anyways we thank God we now have a boy. But I cant help wondering if it were to be a girl what would my wife had done. I asked her one day and then she reminded me of a former governor ( Nor be my mouth una for hear am o) who had four girls and was obviously not satisfied with that. He claimed he loved his wife but then again he needed an heir apparent to his fiefdom so he went an impregnated a girl whp now gave him a boy. According to my wife Mr. Ex Governor really loved Ex madam first lady but because of the need for a male child away match don turn to home game as mama boy is now wife number 2. So you see no need to take chances. So guys what wud you do if you were Mr. Ex guvnor, wud you go out there to get a male child or wud rather take it as it is. Send in your comments and let me know what you think..
Wife: Honey lets just try again and see if this one will be a boy.....
Me: baby i thot we agreed that we are having just 2 kid?
Wife: well 2 or 3 whats the difference......lol.
Well this was how we started on the third missonary journey. Before then, wifey had made wide consultations, with her doctor...and she has been well tutored on how to go about it. She even went to the extent of bringing home an old chinese chart (given to her by her colleague at the office) that is used in getting your preferred sex of the child you want by tallying the age of the mother and the month of conception of the baby to give you your preffered sex...hmmmm. Na wah oo all this one for boy....lol.Well so it went, we were using both scientific and ancient techinques.....Now the doctor had told her that, its the male sperm that swims faster than the female but dies quickier. So the thing is that if when a couple copulates on the day of ovulation not before but on the day, theres every possibility that the child would be a boy as it is possible that the male sperm would get there quickier than the female. Anyways, na so we come start am oo. Trust my wife....the month her age tallies with the month for a male child....she will start calling on her day of ovulation....honey where are you.....you ought to be home by now....haba wifey !!! anything the matter? Look you this man if you dont come soon there will be trouble in this house....cos im ovulating right now and I need you to come perform your duties. Na wah ooo. And so it went until well it happened. Somewhere along the line she did a scan on one of the days she went for her ante-natal and the doctor at the hospital asked her if she wanted to know the sex of the child. She was apparently scared and she said NO....Well I had to insist on knowing and it was then the doc told us we had a boy. My madam nor gree believe until the day of delivery.....lol
Anyways we thank God we now have a boy. But I cant help wondering if it were to be a girl what would my wife had done. I asked her one day and then she reminded me of a former governor ( Nor be my mouth una for hear am o) who had four girls and was obviously not satisfied with that. He claimed he loved his wife but then again he needed an heir apparent to his fiefdom so he went an impregnated a girl whp now gave him a boy. According to my wife Mr. Ex Governor really loved Ex madam first lady but because of the need for a male child away match don turn to home game as mama boy is now wife number 2. So you see no need to take chances. So guys what wud you do if you were Mr. Ex guvnor, wud you go out there to get a male child or wud rather take it as it is. Send in your comments and let me know what you think..
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